Synopsis: Three dancers -- one veteran performer and two upstarts who are also best friends -- vie for the lead in a new production from a snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed director.
It's horrible that the first Trailer of the new year we bring to you is this, but it's best it gets out now, so you wonderful Citizens won't have to suffer it's incomprehensible heinousness. Shudder.
The sad thing, though is that it'll still make money. BEHOLD. TRAILER AFTER THE JUMP.